{"id":32822,"date":"2024-02-23T03:57:07","date_gmt":"2024-02-22T19:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/?p=32822"},"modified":"2024-02-25T11:38:25","modified_gmt":"2024-02-25T03:38:25","slug":"chemicals-used-in-australian-flag-manufacture-linked-to-brain-dysfunction-mick-lawless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/chemicals-used-in-australian-flag-manufacture-linked-to-brain-dysfunction-mick-lawless\/","title":{"rendered":"Chemicals used in Australian flag manufacture linked to brain dysfunction – Mick Lawless"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Conservatives have ignored these findings, with a contempt for danger reminiscent of the Anzac’s<\/span>
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\"\"The affect of Chinese flag chemicals is apparent in the vacuous gaze of Senator Babet
\nThe horrific “Freddo Frog syndrome” described in scientific medical journals is unmistakable<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"A frog-shaped chocolate bar takes on a new and ominous meaning<\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"The infamous Morrison smirk was actually “Freddo Frog syndrome” manifesting itself, says Dr XI<\/span><\/p>\n

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Leaked warnings of Australian flag toxicity sees drop in Australian Day flag usage
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Initially, the findings of Australian flag toxicity were not made public. Although the drop in Australian Day flag usage<\/a><\/span> suggests news of their toxicity was leaked. A Canberra source explained, “Labor <\/span>believed <\/span> it would have caused a public panic and led to the public disorder seen when COVID was at its height. Ironically, the same people who refused to mask back then, would have been wearing Australian flag masks 24\/7″.<\/span><\/p>\n

The Australian Greens simply removed the Australian flag<\/a><\/span>, which they’d already been avoiding like the plague anyway. Labor mixed and matched with Indigenous flags<\/a><\/span>. The conservatives refused to take heed. Misguided patriotism or the affect of the flag chemicals on their brains? We will never know.
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Interview with internationally acclaimed Neurologist Dr Xi Ton<\/span><\/strong><\/h2>\n

Dingo News (DN): “Can you tell us what led to the discovery of Australian flag toxicity?” <\/span><\/p>\n

Dr Xi: “It was clear from the erratic behaviour and nonsensical dialogue issuing from the conservative camp that something was terribly wrong. <\/span>This statement from Tony Abbott, who is demonstrably well past the point of neurological recovery is just one example.”  <\/span><\/p>\n

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\"\"                                                                                                                                                    “Ten flag Tony”<\/span> <\/span><\/p>\n

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Tony Abbott: \u201cI know Peter Dutton very well, he\u2019s a terrific bloke,\u201d he told Sky News Australia.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u201cI think he certainly can win the next election.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n

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DN: “Even to a layperson that sounds worrisome. Dutton a “terrific bloke” and that bizarre electoral fantasy – it’s certainly not rational.”<\/span><\/p>\n

Dr Xi: To a neurologist, such bizarre vocalisation is indicative of brain damage. It’s just not what a sane person would say in public. We took a series of blood tests and found excess amounts of polybrominated diphenyl ethers (PBDEs) in the conservatives, above average amounts in the Labor politicians and minimal amounts in the Greens. We were eventually able to trace the PBDEs contamination, as emanating from Australian flags manufactured in China.
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\"\"Dr Xi believes Morrison’s use of an Australian flag face mask has caused irreparable brain damage\n<\/span><\/p>\n

\nDr Xi stated, “If I might be permitted some whimsy, it’s as though Morrison’s subconscious was trying to warn him of the toxins leaching into his brain, by positioning his mask in the upside-down distress position”.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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\n“It’s obvious he’s beyond help.”<\/span><\/p><\/div><\/div>\n

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DN: “Should these people be in positions of power given their exposure to these mind-damaging chemicals?”<\/span><\/p>\n

Dr XI: “No. Most assuredly no. It is clear, the only political parties with rational policies, are the ones that have kept well away from Australian flags.<\/span><\/p>\n

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  Conservatives have ignored these findings, with a contempt for danger reminiscent of the Anzac’s   The affect of Chinese flag chemicals is apparent in the vacuous gaze of Senator Babet The horrific “Freddo Frog syndrome” described in scientific medical journals is unmistakable   A frog-shaped chocolate bar takes on a new and ominous meaning […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":32858,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":"","ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[264,135,47,3,659],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-articles-by-mick-lawless","category-australias-move-to-the-right","category-health","category-political-issues","category-satire-sort-of"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32822\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dingo.news\/voice\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}