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Israel killed some 500 people<\/span><\/a><\/span> in a massive new onslaught in Lebanon on Monday which saw the IDF launch more than a thousand airstrikes.<\/span><\/p>\n The US is once again sending additional troops<\/a><\/span> to the middle east as things escalate, on the orders of god knows who because the president\u2019s brain has completely stopped functioning<\/a><\/span>.<\/span><\/p>\n It\u2019s been a few minutes since Israel last began a new project of mass military violence, so perhaps it\u2019s time for a refresher on the official rules on how we\u2019re meant think and talk about such matters.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Rule 1:<\/strong> Recorded history began on October 7 2023. Maybe some things happened before that date, but nobody can remember.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 2:<\/strong> Anything bad that Israel does is justified by Rule 1. This is true even if it does things that would be considered completely unjustifiable if it were done by a nation like Russia or Iran.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 3:<\/strong> Israel has a right to defend itself, but nobody else does.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 4:<\/strong> Israel never bombs civilians, it bombs terrorists. If shocking numbers of civilians die it\u2019s because they were actually terrorists, or because terrorists killed them, or because a terrorist stood too close to them. If none of those reasons apply then it\u2019s for some other mysterious reason we are still waiting for the IDF to investigate.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 5:<\/strong> Criticizing anything Israel does means you hate Jewish people. There is no other reason anyone could possibly oppose military explosives being dropped on areas packed full of children besides a seething, obsessive hatred for a small Abrahamic faith.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 6:<\/strong> Nothing Israel does is ever as bad as the hateful criticisms described in Rule 5. Criticism of Israel\u2019s actions is always worse than Israel\u2019s actions themselves, because those critics hate Jews and wish to commit another Holocaust. Preventing this must consume 100 percent of our political energy and attention.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 7:<\/strong> Israel can never be the victimiser, it can only ever be the victim. If Israel attacks Lebanon, it\u2019s because Hezbollah attacked it completely unprovoked while Israel was innocently minding its own business trying to commit a little genocide in peace. If people protest against Israel bombing entire cities into dust, then Israel is the victim because the protests made Israel\u2019s supporters feel sad.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 8:<\/strong> The fact that Israel is literally always in a state of war with its neighbors and with displaced indigenous populations must be interpreted as proof that Rule 7 is true instead of proof that Rule 7 is ridiculous nonsense.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 9:<\/strong> Arab lives are much, much less important to us than western lives or Israeli lives. Nobody is allowed to think too hard about why this might be.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 10:<\/strong> The media always tell the truth about Israel and its various conflicts. If you doubt this then you are likely in violation of Rule 5.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 11:<\/strong> Unsubstantiated claims which portray Israel\u2019s enemies in a negative light may be reported as factual news stories without any fact checking or qualifications, while extensively evidenced records of Israeli criminality must be reported on with extreme skepticism and doubtful qualifiers like \u201cLebanon says\u201d or \u201caccording to the Hamas-run health ministry\u201d. This is important to do because otherwise you might get accused of being a propagandist.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 12:<\/strong> Israel must continue to exist in its current iteration no matter what it costs or how many people need to die. There is no need to present any logically or morally grounded reasons why this is the case. If you dispute this then you are likely in violation of Rule 5.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 13:<\/strong> The US government has never lied about anything ever, and is always on the right side of every conflict.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 14:<\/strong> (Americans only) Nothing that happens in the middle east is as urgent or significant as making sure the correct person wins the US presidential election. Ignore any inconvenient facts which distract you from this mission of unparalleled importance.<\/span><\/p>\n Rule 15:<\/strong> Israel must be protected because it is the last bastion of freedom and democracy in the middle east, no matter how many journalists it has to assassinate, no matter how many press institutions it needs to shut down, no matter how many protests its supporters need to dismantle, no matter how much free speech it needs to eliminate, no matter how many civil rights it needs to erase, and no matter how many elections its lobbyists need to buy.<\/span><\/p>\n <\/p>\n Source: 15 Rules For Discussing Israeli Warmongering<\/a><\/span> | Caitlin Johnstone
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